Let the Games Begin!

This my hundredth post!

I'm so very excited about the 2010 winter olympic games in Vancouver!

Here I am watching the Opening Ceremonies, and these are my thoughts:

• STOP showing the video of the luger. Have a tiny amount of class NBC.
• Nice outfit Tom Brokaw, is that jacket made of real camels?
• Who's a way bigger fan of Canada after watching how awesome of a neighbor they are? Me!
• I have already started chanting U. S. A.
• Nice outfits, Team USA. Are those long johns? Who dressed you, Tom Brokaw?
• How come I can't remember where the last winter olympics was?
• When did Mary Carillo become a MAN?
• The mittens the Canadians are wearing...I WANT THEM!!
• HD TV is not very kind to people, but it rocks when they do the mountain vistas
• Just say no to moose hats (but yes to ass hats!)
• The 2006 olympics were in Turino, Italy...as it turns out.
• Pam's demonstration of speed skating whilst wearing a snuggie was epic.
• Why is there a wood chip in Jimmy's burrito?
• Who gives a flying crap about We Are the World? Not me.
• If Shaun White and Tim Lincecum had a baby...would it be an actual horse?
• Snowboarder opener = AWESOME!
• Giant scary spork people! Giant scary spork people!
• Albania's flag is badass
• LOVE love love the flags in the stands!
• Where the hell is Andorra?
• Azerbaijan, your pants are making my eyes bleed!!!
• And yours too, Czech Republic.
• YAY Ethiopia!! I'm rooting for you!
• Since when is Macedonia before France in an alphabetically organized event?
• I don't even know what to say about Georgia. God be with you. I am so so sorry.
• What's Wycliff Jean doing on the Ghana team?
• What a strange world where only Ireland separates Iran from Israel.
• The Israeli team is financed largely by donations from Canada's Jewish community! Sweet!
• Dear Jamaican Team, was your hair cut with a lawnmower?
• Nice feather cape, New Zealand
• "We like eating and partying." Ok, who else wants to go to Peru?!
• The Russians are coming! And apparently wearing Detroit Red Wings jackets.
• I have a lot of thoughts about what people are wearing...
• Love the roar for Team Canada! That place is going batcrap with national pride!
• "We're glad you're here, we'd like you to enjoy yourself, and now we will kick your butt!" Ah good stuff Bob Costas.
• The Native dancers are awesome beyond all reason.
• Love the snowball fights coke commercial. It brought me much joy.
• Anyone else think it's ironic that it's snowing inside...and nowhere outside.
• Hey! That guy stole Gandalf's staff!!
• Big. Ass. Shiny. Bear.
• Iceberg effect = AWESOME!
• Whales = EVEN MORE AWESOME!
• Beijing whatever. I am enjoying the heck outta this opening ceremony. Good on ya Vancouver!
• Flying canoe!
• What's Bill Murray doing playing the fiddle?
• Never before and never again shall I see a tap dancer filled with such badassery.
• Shaun White is all kinds of digging the snowboarders/skiers coming from the ceiling. As am I.
• Pam is my hero for leaving during the middle of this awesomeness to make us popcorn. Pam rocks. It's worth saying again. Pam rocks!
• Hey, did you order an extremely boring French guy. 'Cause he's here.
• Hey, did you order an extremely boring French guy speaking French? 'Cause he's here too.
• Ok, back to the show.
• Now let's all play my favorite bus game...Man/Woman?
• Where's Michael Buble??? Bring out the Buble!
• We are experiencing technical difficulties. My kingdom for a cauldron.
• Bummer about the end. But everything else rocked my socks off.

Thanks for joining me on this super long post. Go USA!

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